Blackford's Banner

Blackford

Reviews Favorites News Main
Blackford

Age/Gender: 15, Male
Location: China

From eyes across the room

Newgrounds Stats

Sign-Up Date:
11/5/08

Level: 9
Aura: Dark

Rank: Police Sergeant
Blams: 159
Saves: 1,222
Rank #: 5,162

Whistle Status: Normal

Exp. Points: 730 / 900
Exp. Rank #: 51,702
Voting Pow.: 5.09 votes

BBS Posts: 140 (0.34 per day)
Flash Reviews: 9
Music Reviews: 1
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 0

Blackford

Hello, Newgrounds.

Posted by Blackford Mar. 29, 2009 @ 1:40 AM EDT

why halo thar.

1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!
Blackford

Indeed

Posted by Blackford Dec. 25, 2008 @ 12:16 PM EST

Black people suck.

Updated: 04/12/09 8:29 PM 8 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
Blackford

MOPSIE

Posted by Blackford Dec. 8, 2008 @ 7:16 PM EST

MOPSIE HAD BEEN TRYING TO BED THIS FEMALE FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW
NORMALLY MOPSIE WOULD MOVE ON, BUT THIS ONE WAS DIFFERENT
FINALLY SHE WAS WEARING NOTHING BUT HEALS IN MOPSIE BEDROOM

FEMALE SAYS TO MOPSIE, "SIT ON THE END OF THE BED AND CLOSE YOUR EYES"
MOPSIE OBLIGED

"NOW HOLD OUT YOUR HANDS"
MOPSIE OBLIGED

WONDERING WHAT GIFT HE COULD RECIEVE MADE MOPSIE TINGLE

MOPSIE HEARD SHUFFLING AND A GRUNT

SOMETHING PLOPPED IN MOPSIES HANDS

IT WAS WARM
SQUISHY
AND........... SMELLED!

MOPSIE OPENS HIS EYES TO FIND THAT THE FEMALE HAD DEFECATED IN MOPSIES HANDS
AND THERE WAS A LARGE PIECE OF FECAL MATTER WHERE A PRESENT SHOULD BE

FEMALE WAS NOW HUDDLED IN THE CORNER CRYING

FEMALE HAD CORN FOR LUNCH

MOPSIE, NOT BEING ONE FOR LACK OF ACTION, BEGIN THE REMOVAL PROCESS OF FEMALE

USING HIS TURD HANDS GRABBED FEMALE BY THE HAIR AND PROCEDED TO TOSS FEMALE OUT THE WINDOW

HE WILL LET THE RACOONS DEAL WITH HER

MOPSIE WASHED UP

FEMALE WAS DIFFERENT LIKE MOPSIE SUSPECTED
DIFFERENT IS BAD

MOPSIE IS PLEASED

I also got a new keyboard and mouse ::) My keyboard has all these neat keys to open internet, email, itunes and such, imo tbh.

0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
Blackford

KOK

Posted by Blackford Nov. 29, 2008 @ 11:42 PM EST

So.....

yeah.

Updated: 04/12/09 8:29 PM 0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
Blackford

Hi, my name is Eric.

Posted by Blackford Nov. 15, 2008 @ 4:22 PM EST

N****R

N****R

Updated: 04/12/09 8:28 PM 0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!